Motorcycle Trip

So Ron has been spending his Labor Day weekend on a motorcycle trip with his son to visit family. Patti has been left alone by herself and we got to talking. It doesn't take long before the imagination runs wild when I talk to her.

She was describing how much fun Ron was having on his bike trip. She talked about how much he was enjoying the family get together that he was attending. She told me that he is insisting that she come next year and he wants to plan now for this trip. I asked Patti if she would consider riding on the motorcycle with Ron. She said that she would have to because of gas prices.

She also mentioned that poor Ron would have to make frequent restroom stops related to her bladder urgency issues. This is what sparked the imagination. She said that "about every six miles he would have to stop". We laughed and we laughed. We imagined him looking in his mirror at her when she poked him to indicate that a stop is needed. We imagined how great it would be if at the rest stop she would just be downing the liquids......oh poor Ron.

"I think I will have another cup of coffee before we hit the highway!".

It may be the last trip that he insists she take.